i think i just lost my "inside eye" into things because i think whore-se changed his e-mail password. hopefully it was a glitch in the system because if EVER i needed insight into his line of thinking, it's NOW, during the divorce proceedings.
BUT i can at least say that i had some fun today with my access to his e-mail. you see, last night i reunited with some college friends in NYC (which is not too far of a drive from me) and i took the kids. my daughter really has issues going to the boxing gym (um, surrounded by such whoreishness, can you really blame the girl), and plus, i'd rather have her around REAL women and better role models. so the kids and i had a WONDERFUL dinner with friends in the city. after reading yet another e-mail from skankshine to whore-se, it became apparent that they spent a bit of time together while we were away.
so here's where the fun comes in.
Ok, I know I call myself taking the high road MOST of the time in hopes that God and Karma do their thing, buuuuuuuut sometimes it's fun (and oh so immature) to help out a little along the way.
Apparently whore-se's main skeeze got some grief about some workout she and a friend were doing at the gym (where i teach by the way) as evidenced by the e-mail she sent to whore-se at 12:31 this morning.
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From skankshine to whore-se:
I owe you an apology; tonight I was a little upset. It was so minor that I tried very hard not to let that come between my happiness in seeing you. That's why I thanked you for making me laugh.
You know how much I enjoy working out and while working out @ [the gym] tonight, we were approached by two (2) of the Personal Trainers about how we were Personal Training each other and having a Group class that is against [gym] policy! They said our workout looked "TOO STRUCTURED";
They interrupted our workout and also the workout of the two clients that they had. It was very unprofessional and they made accusations without finding out the fact that we were just working out having fun. I can totally understand how they may have felt "threatened" because all eyes were on us. They showed their lack of confidence in themselves.
I sent an email about the situation and will see what kind of feedback I get.
Well as you can see it's 12:30 and I'm still a little hyped; but it's time for me to go to bed!
Chat tomorrow, Sunshine!
SMILE 4 ME
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interjection: ARRRRRRRRRRGH! there's that sickeningly corny 'smile for me' performance monkey command. does that actually turn them on when they say that to each other??? it's pretty lame in the romance department when your intimate phrase is something you'd hear your dentist say to you after a spit rinse. give me a freakin' break and SOMEONE please watch the Lifetime movie channel or something to give these selfish morons some better lines!
and speaking of lines, i LOVED that one line in her e-mail. holy sh*t batman, did anyone happen to catch the size of the ego on her???? gotta LOVE this line: 'I can totally understand how they may have felt "threatened" because all eyes were on us.' um skank whore, IF all eyes were on you, they were probably accompanied by mental thoughts that equated to: "if i didn't know any better, i'd say that it looks as though 2 hamhocks are fighting it out in those tights of hers. i SWEAR i smell bacon from the friction each time she runs from wall to wall." [MEOW]
but i digress, and here's where the immature child in me came out. when i saw that skankshine was sooooooo wronged by the personal trainers who stopped her AMAZING and AWE-INSPIRING, biggest LOSER workout (way to go personal trainers -- my new best friends!!!!), and decided to write an e-mail to the gym, well i decided to write one too -- check it out:
Hello. I was wondering about the personal training/ personal fitness
policy at [gym]. At the Ocean location, I've often noticed a group
of members holding a very structured personal training session within
the fitness studio. From what I understand of the policy, we must rely
on [gym's] personal training staff and fitness classes (which I LOVE by
the way) to provide the workout, OR our own individual workouts on the
machines. I agreed with the policy because I understand safety and
liability reasons, as well as the fact that you are a business that
provides a certain service, and similiar to not bringing food into a
restaurant, one would not bring in fitness classes or outside personal
training sessions into a gym that already offers those services. With
that said, has the policy changed? Can I use the fitness studio for any
class that I'd like to implement? I'll understand entirely if you say
"no," and if so, all I ask is that you please enforce that policy across
the board, with all of the members.
Thank you for your time.
- Olive
I did not list my phone number for fear of any repercussions associated
with 'tattling.'
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i love the fact that my gym listens to it's 'very concerned' members. here was the reply i received:
Hi Olive, first I would like to say thank you for being a loyal member with us and second, thank you for sending your feeback about the Ocean club.
We have been informed of this situation and we are in the process of handling it. Our no-coaching/personal training policy has not changed.
Again, thank you for your feedback.
Have a great day,
Paul
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note to self: add paul to this year's christmas card list.
hmmmmmmmmm, i wonder what 'feedbag' (whoops, silly me, i meant 'feedback'... meow) skankshine received for her e-mail....
my bro (gotta love him) said that i should have sent another e-mail, concerned that i'd suspected skankshine of being a male, posing as a female in the women's locker room... LOL. he's also the same bro who lovingly refers to skankshine as 'oil spill' and wrote: "i hope oil spill's fiance finds out about her cheating, and dumps her like the exxon valdez." i love my bro, he stays on my christmas card list.
as i mentioned earlier, i think he changed his e-mail password, but at least i got my fun in for the day. :-) let's just all think positive thoughts that i still have access to his e-mail.
